I hate it when Facebook is down and I have to call people to ask how many miles they ran that day.
sohn war heute mit kumpels im restaurant. ich: was haste denn gegessen? er: A2
Hunter S. Thompson & Bill Murray pic.twitter.com/C67k1ZsOzg
Conchita Wurst. ACTUAL CONCHITA WURST. pic.twitter.com/cyPOxFRBlg
I hope every Mother is having a great day today, except for the mom who raised the monster clipping his nails in the waiting area at SFO.
Über kontroverse Themen sollte man wirklich nicht twittern, sondern lieber bloggen.
Is it normal for one of my testicles to be a little bigger than the other two?
How windfarms ruin the landscape - shocking illustration of the destruction wrought by wind industry pic.twitter.com/whRHPWyUTc
Fühle mich heute wirklich gut und schmeichelhaft gekleidet. Überlege, ob ich die Optik mit einem knoblauchigen Döner brechen soll.
Suggestion: next time, make the statue entirely out of penises. Then it will be essentially self-polishing. pic.twitter.com/ir5VVNgQXt
Clearly the only way for people to understand gender imbalance in the workplace is for Mad Men to run for another 40 seasons.
One of the computers that would receive a nuclear missile launch order from the President still uses big floppy disks pic.twitter.com/6SOZ8AExUp
Some moments should be kept private imo pic.twitter.com/2AOpZS8pW0