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title: schwanger?
date: "2002-12-07T21:26:00+01:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/109"
category: wirres trouvé
additional_categories: [wirres trouvé, wirres.net]
author: felix schwenzel
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# schwanger?

kann man vom telefonieren schwanger werden? (abteilung witze die keiner versteht...)

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