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title: kerners unterhose
date: "2004-08-25T07:35:00+02:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/1551"
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net]
author: felix schwenzel
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# kerners unterhose

peinlich genug wenn kerner so tut als ob er sich von michael phelps dazu überreden liesse einen dieser neuen, hautengen stromlinien-badeanzüge heutiger leistungsschwimmer anzuziehen.
 

wenn er sich das ding dann aber wirklich anzieht, aber seine gigantische (weisse?) unterhose darunter anlässt, dann ist das nicht nur doppelt peinlich sondern achtfach peinlich. mindestens.
 

ich bin für 3 monatiges auftrittsverbot.

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