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title: gutvik
date: "2003-03-15T20:43:00+01:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/156"
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net]
author: felix schwenzel
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# gutvik

es soll ja immer noch leute geben die nicht wissen, dass es bei ikea ein bett namens ´gutvik´ gibt. in hamburg. aber sicher auch anderswo. also hier der gag mit dem längten bart der welt....
 

[gutvik bei ikea.de](http://tinyurl.com/44npw)
 

[update 4.9.2003: die [erklärung warum gutvik gutvik heisst](/article/articleview/368/1/6/)]

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