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title: gurke des jahres
date: "2003-05-22T19:01:00+02:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/171"
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net, wirres trouvé]
author: felix schwenzel
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# gurke des jahres

auch 100% biologische gurken müssen nicht unbedingt gesund sein. im gegenteil.
 

übrigens soll keanu reeves im ersten teil von ´matrix´ echt gekotzt haben ([die szene nach dem ersten training in der matrix](http://us.imdb.com/Trivia?0133093)). angeblich wegen hühnerfrikassé. oder so.
 

das wollte ich beides mal gesagt haben...

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