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title: stetige infantilisierung
date: "2004-11-04T11:44:00+01:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/1843"
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net]
author: felix schwenzel
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# stetige infantilisierung

gestern habe ich mir erstmals nach 10, 15 oder 20 jahren wieder ein [mickey mouse](http://www.disney.de/micky-maus-magazin/)-heft gekauft. da war, ganz ypsig, eine super funktionierende alarmanlage (mit bewegungssensor, ohne batterien) drin. ausserdem waren witze drin, so schlecht wie ich sie zuletzt vor 20 jahren bei meiner oma in der HÖRZU gelesen habe. ich poste später mal ein paar kostproben.

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