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title: anhalter bahnhof?
date: "2004-12-08T14:12:00+01:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/1968"
tags: [super witze, witze, selbstgemacht]
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net, bestes wirres]
author: felix schwenzel
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# anhalter bahnhof?

fahre gerade durch den „anhalter bahnhof“. wundere mich ob des namens, denn angehalten hat die s-bahn nicht. sollte man eventuell umbenennen in „durchfahrer bahnhof“.

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