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title: welchen kaffee trinkt du?
date: "2005-01-07T13:44:00+01:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/2107"
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net]
author: felix schwenzel
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# welchen kaffee trinkt du?

mein kumpel k@rpfen kann am gang der leute erkennen wie sie kacken. das kann ix nicht. ich kann aber an der farbe der jacke und der schuhe erkennen was die leute für kaffee trinken.
 

diese dame, das war klar, bestellte einen kleinen cappucino mit karamel-sirup. nicht eraten, bzw. von hinten gesehen habe ich, dass sie auch noch braunen zucker in den cappucino reinkippen würde und dass sie ein [buttaface](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Buttaface) hatte.

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