---
title: "spargel: sehr witz-innovativ"
date: "2005-01-10T19:28:00+01:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/2121"
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net]
author: felix schwenzel
---

# spargel: sehr witz-innovativ

wow. das hat der spiegel spargel aber witzig [getextet](http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/technologie/0,1518,336247,00.html):

> T-OFFLINE  
> Internet-Panne bei Deutsche Telekom

den witz gibts erst ca. [32400mal](http://www.google.de/search?q=%22t-offline%22&). also ganz frisch aus dem premium-content-hirn gequetscht.
 

der bescheuerte spruch der mir heute beim schawarma-essen eingefallen ist, „das fängt jahr gut an“, den gibts erst [49mal](http://www.google.de/search?q=%22das%20fängt%20jahr%20gut%20an%22).
 

wahrscheinlich esssen spargel-redakteure kein mittag.

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