---
title: kleine redakteurs-peni
date: "2005-01-15T19:23:00+01:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/2155"
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net]
author: felix schwenzel
---

# kleine redakteurs-peni

die erklärung für [diesen peinlichen und sinnentstellenden übersetzungsfehler](http://www.bildblog.de/index.php?p=430) auf bild.de ist ganz einfach: bild-„zeitungs“-redakteure haben eine zwangsvorstellung von der sie nicht differenzieren können. sie meinen alle, dass ein kleiner penis frauen „gaaanz fürchterlich erregt“. deshalb lesen sie solchen mumpitz **überall** raus.
 

erregbar soll übrigens [dieses kettchen](http://tinyurl.com/3vc4n) („long DONg silver stand up“) sein.
 

noch mehr erregbare penis-kettchen kann man [hier](http://www.bachelorette.com/flaspennec.html), [hier](http://www.bachelorette.com/glowindarpen1.html) oder [hier](http://search.store.yahoo.com/cgi-bin/nsearch?catalog=bachelorette-dot-com&query=penis&.autodone=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bachelorette.com%2Fglowindarpen1.html) kaufen.
 

**nachtrag**: [auf dieser seite](http://www.bodypunks.com/product.asp?name=BPIBCH195) sieht man ein animiertes bauchnabelpiercing-gif, dass auch auffassungsverzögerten bild-„zeitungs“-redakteuren die funktion des „schmuckstücks“ erklären könnte. [via lupo, sebastian s., [bildschirmarbeiter](http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com)]
 

tags: [penis](http://www.technorati.com/tags/penis), [necklace](http://www.technorati.com/tags/necklace), [jackson](http://www.technorati.com/tags/jackson), [bildzeitung](http://www.technorati.com/tags/bildzeitung), [bild](http://www.technorati.com/tags/bild), [bigotterie](http://www.technorati.com/tags/bigotterie), [analphabetismus](http://www.technorati.com/tags/analphabetismus), [dummheit](http://www.technorati.com/tags/dummheit), [boulevard](http://www.technorati.com/tags/boulevard)

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