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title: wahrsagung
date: "2005-01-18T07:54:00+01:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/2170"
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net]
author: felix schwenzel
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# wahrsagung

heute in der bild-„zeitung“:

> deutschlands beste wahrsagerin am am bild-telefon (heute anrufen!)

ich habe eben dort angerufen und war doppelt entäuscht. die wahrsagerin sagte zwar die wahrheit („die bild-»zeitung« lügt, die bild-»zeitung« lügt, …“), aber diese wahrheit kam vom band und war mir nicht neu. ausserdem konnte ich trotz „bild-telefons“ nichts von der knusprigen und „besten wahrsagerin deutschlands“ sehen. schade.
 

[disclaimer: dies ist eine falschmeldung, die ich extra für [planetopia](http://blog.schockwellenreiter.de/7793)/sat1/newsandpictures produziert habe.]
 

tags: [bild](http://www.technorati.com/tags/bild), [wahrsagerin](http://www.technorati.com/tags/wahrsagerin), [bild-telefon](http://www.technorati.com/tags/bild-telefon), [luege](http://www.technorati.com/tags/luege)

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