--- title: beschissene markennamen, teil 2348976 date: "2005-02-12T12:47:00+01:00" url: "https://wirres.net/articles/2285" category: wirres.net additional_categories: [wirres.net] author: felix schwenzel --- # beschissene markennamen, teil 2348976 frank patalong berichtet mal wieder [bananenreif](http://www.industrial-technology-and-witchcraft.de/index.php/ITW/category/C42/) und brühwarm im bloggerstil (99% müll, ichperspektive, lauter schreib- und recherchefehler, konsequent alles falsch) wie er morgens „bei vodafone life“ [über einen nackedei stolpert](http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzkultur/0,1518,341309,00.html). vodafone life? die scheisse heisst [vodafone live](http://www.vodafone.de/live/). mit pfau, nicht eff. nokia probiert weitere verwirrung zu stiften, indem sie ihren moblog-lösung „[nokia lifeblog](http://www.nokia.com/lifeblog/)“ nennen. na toll. wie sollen da denn spargelnde bloggende umts-tagebuch führende journalisten und ix noch durchblicken? live, life, leif — wie verwirrend. selbst der rechenkünstler dr. thorsten wichmann verwechselte am freitag [in seinen vortragsfolien](http://www.socialtext.net/loicwiki/index.cgi?berlin_europablog) mehrfach das nokia „lifeblog“ mit einem „liveblog“. live is life but not equal. oder so. --- 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