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title: kürzlich beim metzger
date: "2005-02-22T08:26:00+01:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/2322"
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net]
author: felix schwenzel
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# kürzlich beim metzger

„der nächste bitte …“ - „ein megabyte [gehacktes, von paris](http://www.gawker.com/news/culture/paris-hilton/index.php).“
 

[ob nu fake (sagt [er](http://wirres.net/article/view/95/1/12/) [angeblich](http://www.anarchiv.com/p/comments/671_0_1_0_C/)) oder nicht, es bleibt [mobloggen](http://wirres.net/article/articleview/2321/1/6/)]  
 [ich bitte auch darum den premiumgag in der bildunterschrift zu beachten]

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