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title: auf kinder schiessen, auf affen schiessen
date: "2005-03-07T08:05:00+01:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/2398"
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net]
author: felix schwenzel
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# auf kinder schiessen, auf affen schiessen

[„wie fühlen sie sich wenn sie auf kinder schiessen müssen?“ — „naja, die sind schwer zu treffen … es kümmert mich nicht … wenn die affen mit kalaschnikows auf uns hetzen würden, würde ich affen erschiessen.“](http://www.codingmonkeys.de/map/log/archives/000152.html)
 

(„well, they're hard to hit … it doesn't bother me … if they send monkeys at us, with ak 47, then i'll shoot monkeys“)

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