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title: witz der woche
date: "2005-08-12T15:43:00+02:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/3017"
tags: [wahl05, stoiber]
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net]
author: felix schwenzel
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# witz der woche

edmund stoiber in der [bild-zeitung](http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/2005/08/12/stoiber__kritik/stoiber__ost__kritik__interview.html):

> Ich bin ein Mann der klaren Worte.

ähm, äh, warum, äh, muss er dann alles, äh, was er sagt, ehh, in der, eh, bild-zeitung, äh, erklären und, äh, klarstellen? klar, weil, äh, nicht alle, äh, so klug wie in, ähm, eh, bayern sind.

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![überall wo ich mich heute hinbewege, rufen mir die menschen zu: das haben sie grossartig gemacht. (e. stoiber über sich selbst)](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACAAAAAXCAYAAABqBU3hAAAMEElEQVR4AQCBAH7/AG1HK/9rRin/aEMn/2U/I/9hPCD/Xzke/103Hf9cNh3/XDYd/103H/9eOCH/Xzki/2E6JP9iOyX/ZDwn/2Y+Kf9pQSz/bEMv/29GMf9ySDP/dEk0/3VJNP90SDP/c0Yx/3FELv9wQiz/b0Aq/28/Kf9vQCn/cEAp/3FBKv9yQir/AIEAfv8AbEgu/2pGLP9nQyn/Y0Am/2A8I/9dOSD/Wzcf/1o2Hv9aNh//WzYg/1w3Iv9dOCT/Xjkl/2A6J/9hPCn/ZD0r/2ZALf9pQjD/bEQy/29GNP9wRzX/cUc1/3FGM/9vRDH/bUIu/2w/LP9rPir/az0p/2w+Kf9tPir/bj8q/25AK/8AgQB+/wBqSTT/aEgy/2VEL/9hQCv/XTwo/1k5Jf9XNiP/VjUi/1U1I/9WNST/VzYm/1g3J/9aOCn/Wzkr/107LP9fPC7/YT4w/2RAM/9nQjX/aUQ2/2pFN/9rRDb/akM0/2hBMv9nPi//ZTwt/2Q7K/9kOir/ZToq/2Y7K/9nPCz/aD0s/wCBAH7/AGhMPf9mSjv/Ykc4/15CNP9ZPjD/VTos/1I3Kv9RNSn/UDUp/1E1Kv9SNiz/Uzcu/1U4L/9WOTH/WDsz/1o8NP9cPjb/XkA4/2FBOv9iQjv/Y0I7/2NBOv9iQDj/YD01/147Mv9dOS//XDcu/1w3Lf9dOC3/Xzku/2A6L/9hOjD/AIEAfv8AZlFK/2RPSP9gS0T/W0ZA/1ZBO/9RPTf/Tjk0/0w3M/9MNzP/TDc0/044Nv9POTj/UTs5/1I8O/9UPT3/Vj4+/1g/QP9aQUH/W0JC/1xCQ/9dQkL/XEFB/1s+Pv9ZPDv/Vzk4/1U3Nv9VNjT/VTY0/1Y3NP9YODX/WTk2/1o6N/8AgQB+/wBnWVv/ZFZY/2BSVP9aTE//VEdK/09BRf9MPkL/SjtA/0k7QP9KO0H/Sz1D/00+Rf9PQEj/UUFJ/1JCS/9UQ0z/VkRO/1dFT/9YRk//WUZP/1lFTv9YQ0z/VkBJ/1Q+Rv9SO0P/UDlA/1A4P/9QOD//Ujk//1Q7Qf9VPEL/Vj1D/wCBAH7/AGlibv9mYGz/YVtn/1tVYf9VTlv/T0lW/0tFU/9JQlH/SUJR/0lCUv9LRFX/TkZX/1BIWv9SSlz/VEte/1ZMX/9XTWD/WE5h/1lOYf9ZTWD/WEte/1ZJW/9URlj/UkNV/1BAUf9OPk//Tj5O/08+Tv9RP0//U0FR/1VDUv9WRFP/AIEAfv8AbW6E/2prgf9lZnz/Xl92/1dYb/9RUmr/TU5m/0tLZP9LS2T/TExm/05Oaf9RUWz/VFNv/1dWcv9ZV3T/W1l1/1xZdv9dWXb/XVl1/1xXdP9bVXL/WVJu/1ZPa/9UTGf/Uklk/1BHYv9RR2H/Ukhh/1RJY/9XTGX/WU5m/1pPZ/8AgQB+/wByepr/b3eX/2lxkf9iaov/W2OE/1Vcfv9RWHr/TlZ4/09Wef9QV3v/VFp//1degv9bYYb/XmSJ/2FmjP9iZ43/ZGeO/2Rnjf9kZoz/YmSK/2Bhh/9eXoP/W1p//1hXfP9WVHj/VVN2/1ZTdv9XVHf/WlZ4/11Ye/9fW33/YVx+/wCBAH7/AHeFrv90gqv/bnyl/2d1nv9gbZf/WWaR/1Vijf9TYIz/U2CN/1ZjkP9aZ5T/X2uZ/2Nvnf9ncqH/anSj/2x2pf9sdqX/bHWk/2x0o/9qcaD/Z26c/2RqmP9hZpT/XmOQ/1xgjf9cX4v/XF+L/19gjP9hY47/ZWaQ/2dok/9paZT/AIEAfv8AfI6//3mLvP9zhbb/a32v/2N1qP9db6L/WWqe/1dpnf9Yap7/XG2i/2Bxp/9mdqz/a3ux/29/tv9ygrj/dIO6/3WDuv91grn/c4C3/3F9s/9uea//anWr/2dxpv9kbaL/Ymqf/2Jpnf9jap3/ZWye/2luof9scaT/b3Sm/3B2p/8AgQB+/wB+lMz/e5HJ/3WKw/9tg7v/ZXu0/190rv9bcKr/Wm+p/1xwq/9gdLD/ZXq2/2t/vP9xhcH/donG/3mMyf97jcr/e43K/3uLyP95iMX/doXC/3KAvf9vfLj/a3ez/2h0r/9mcaz/ZnCq/2dxqv9qc6z/bnav/3F6sv90fbX/dn62/wCBAH7/AH6W0/97ktD/dYzK/22Ewv9lfLv/X3a1/1tysf9acbH/XXOz/2F4uP9ofr//boTG/3WKzP96jtD/fZHT/3+S1P9/kdT/fY/S/3uMzv93iMr/c4PE/29+v/9serr/aXa2/2d0s/9nc7H/aXSy/2x2tP9werf/dH26/3eAvf95gr//AIEAfv8AfJPU/3iQ0f9yisv/aoLD/2J6vP9cdLb/WXCz/1hvs/9bcrb/YHe7/2d9wv9uhMn/dYrQ/3qP1P99kdf/f5LY/36R1/98jtT/eYvQ/3WGy/9xgcX/bHu//2l3uv9mc7b/ZHGz/2Rwsv9mcrP/anS1/254uf9yfLz/dn+//3iBwf8AgQB+/wB3jdH/c4rN/22Dx/9le7//XXS4/1dusv9Uaq//VGqv/1dts/9dcrn/ZHnA/2uAx/9yhs7/d4vS/3qN1f97jdX/eozT/3iJ0P90hMv/b3/F/2t5v/9mdLn/Ym+0/19rsP9eaa3/X2mt/2Frrv9lbrH/aXK0/253uP9yerv/dHy9/wCBAH7/AHCEyP9sgcX/Znq//15yt/9Wa7D/UWWq/01hp/9OYqj/UWWs/1drsv9fcrn/ZnnA/21/x/9yg8v/dIXN/3WFzf9zg8v/cH/H/2x6wf9ndLv/Ym61/11pr/9aZKn/V2Gl/1Zfo/9XX6P/WmGk/15lp/9jaav/aG6w/2xxs/9uc7X/AIEAfv8AaHm9/2R2uv9eb7T/Vmis/09gpf9JWp//Rled/0dXnf9KW6H/UWGn/1hor/9gb7b/ZnW8/2p5wP9tesL/bXrB/2t3vv9ncrr/Ym20/11nrf9YYaf/VFuh/1BXnP9OVJj/TVOW/09Tlv9SVpj/V1qc/1xfoP9hZKT/ZWeo/2dpqv8AgQB+/wBgbrH/XWuu/1dkp/9PXKD/R1WZ/0JPk/8/TJH/QE2S/0RQlv9KVpz/UV2j/1lkqv9farD/Y220/2Vvtf9kbbT/Ymqw/15lq/9ZYKX/VFme/05TmP9KTpL/R0qN/0VHiv9FRoj/R0iJ/0tLi/9QT4//VVSU/1tZmf9fXZz/YWCf/wCBAH7/AFpkpf9WYKH/UFqb/0hSlP9BSo3/O0WH/zlChf85Q4b/PUaK/0RMkP9LU5f/Ulqf/1hfpP9cY6f/XWOo/1xipv9aXqL/VVmd/1BTl/9LTZD/RkeJ/0FChP8/Pn//PTx8/z47e/9APX3/RUGA/0pGhP9QS4n/VlGO/1pVkv9dV5T/AIEAfv8AVFqa/1BXl/9KUZD/Q0mJ/ztCgv82PH3/Mzl6/zQ6e/84Pn//P0SG/0ZKjf9NUZT/U1aZ/1ZZnP9XWpz/Vlia/1NUlv9OTpD/SUiK/0RCg/8/PH3/Ozd3/zg0c/84MnH/OTNw/zw1cv9BOXb/Rz56/01EgP9TSoX/WE6J/1pRi/8AgQB+/wBQU5H/TFCO/0ZKiP8/QoD/Nzt5/zI1dP8wMnL/MDNz/zU3d/87PX3/QkSE/0lKi/9PT5D/UlKT/1NSk/9RUJH/TkuM/0lGhv9EQID/Pjl5/zo0c/82L27/NCxq/zQraP81LGj/OS9q/z4zbv9FOXP/Sz95/1FFf/9WSoP/WUyF/wCBAH7/AE1Pi/9KS4j/REWC/zw9ev81NnP/MDBu/y0ubP8uL23/MjJx/zg4d/9AP3//R0WF/0xKiv9PTY3/UE2N/05Kiv9KRoX/RkB//0A6ef87NHL/Ny9s/zMqZ/8xKGT/MSdi/zMoY/83K2X/PTBp/0Q2b/9LPXX/UUN6/1ZHf/9YSoH/AYEAfv8ATEyI/0lJhf9CQn//Ozt3/zQ0cP8uLmv/LCtp/y0sav8xMG7/NzZ0/z89fP9FQ4L/S0iH/05Kif9OSon/TEiH/0lDgv9EPXz/Pzd1/zkxbv81LGn/Mihk/zAlYf8wJV//MyZg/zcpY/89Lmf/QzVt/0o7c/9RQXj/VkZ9/1lJf//iYEHrhwOvRgAAAABJRU5ErkJggg== 'phpUibFDg')