--- title: im wasser trinken date: "2005-09-22T21:59:00+02:00" url: "https://wirres.net/articles/3121" tags: [drinking, mariah carey] category: wirres.net additional_categories: [wirres.net] author: felix schwenzel --- # im wasser trinken ich wusste gar nicht, dass [mariah carey](http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/09/22/mariah_carey_drinks_in_public.html) [mir](http://wirres.net/article/view/2634/1/6/) im wasser so ähnlich sieht. abgesehen natürlich von ihren [monstertitten](http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/09/22/mariah_carey_drinks_in_public.html). [dieser artikel ist ein update zu [telefon kaputt?](http://wirres.net/article/articleview/94/1/37/)] --- ![mariah carey 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