---
title: die lustigsten bildunterschriften
date: "2006-06-08T18:37:00+02:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/3730"
tags: [opel, fachblatt für bigotterie, unfälle]
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net, opel]
author: felix schwenzel
---

# die lustigsten bildunterschriften

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schadenfreude wird ja ganz gross geschrieben im blogdings bei der „bild“-zeitung. deshalb nennt man dort unfälle manchmal einfach „lustige einparkversuche“. was dann aber wirklich lustig ist, wenn gehörlose blinde als texter [für bildunterschriften](http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/auto/fotogalerien/2006/06/einparken/einparken-3,templateId=renderPopup,picture=1.html) beschäftigt werden und einen „golf“ einen „mazda“ und einen „opel“ „mercedes“ nennen. wenn es nach der „bild“-zeitung geht fahre ich also gerade [einen mercedes](/opel) . der zehnjährige sohn meiner beifahrerin nennt den „opel astra“ letztlich übrigens immer „opel becks“. ich rechne seine witzelsucht meinem guten einfluss auf ihn zu, genauso wie er neuerdings auch von mir gelernt hat, beim essen lauthals zu rülpsen. da bleibt mir nur der leise ruf: kauft keine spiegel bei ikea, schafft euch kinder an.

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[nachtrag [aus den kommentaren](http://www.haloscan.com/comments/ix/3730/#993618)]  
 scheinen echte opel fans zu sein:

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