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title: "klum-fuss - oder fettfreie zuckerbonbons zwischen den zehen (in zahlen: 0% fett!, 10 zehen)"
date: "2003-10-01T17:39:00+02:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/437"
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net, bestes wirres, meistgelesen]
author: felix schwenzel
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# klum-fuss - oder fettfreie zuckerbonbons zwischen den zehen (in zahlen: 0% fett!, 10 zehen)

herr beckmann: wie fühlt man sich denn so wenn man so süsse sachen zwischen seine zehen quetscht?
 

was geht da bei einem im kopf vor?
 

haben sie geweint danach?

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