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title: eben im plus
date: "2004-01-29T14:10:00+01:00"
url: "https://wirres.net/articles/737"
category: wirres.net
additional_categories: [wirres.net]
author: felix schwenzel
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# eben im plus

kassiererin: (grummelt etwas unverständliches vor sich hin)  
 kundin: „waaas?“  
 kassiererin: „ob sie ihre beutel mal hochheben können...!“  
 kundin: „achso.“

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