german witz-killers
felix schwenzel, , in wirres.net
westwing s04e20, josh lyman bei einem bewerbungsgespräch mit joe quincy als nachfolger für ainsly hayes:
Quincy: »You know, a friend of mine is a comedian. He was doing his standup here in town. A bunch of people from the German Consulate came down to see him and they came backstage afterwards, and they said to him: „How come we dont’t have anyone as funny as you back home?“ And my friend said, „Because you killed them all.“«Lyman: »Well that’s a bit of an overstatement. Isn’t it?«
Quincy: »Maybe.«
[nachtrag 23.09.2008]
fiktiver dialog zwischen barack obama und jed bartlet vom autor von „the west wing“, aaron sorkin:
Obama: »I’m interested in your advice.«Bartlet: »I can’t give it to you.«
Obama: »Why not?«
Bartlet: »I’m supporting McCain.«
Obama: »Why?«
Bartlet: »He’s promised to eradicate evil and that was always on my “to do” list.«
Obama: »O.K. —«
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