mei­ne lieb­lings­t­weets im ju­ni

Sur­rea­lis­mus in der Bahn. Ich hof­fe nur, dass sie sich nicht gleich­zei­tig um­dre­hen. ? pic.twit­ter.com/tXZ6Jfs9vs

— Da­nie­la Ben­der (@Da­niel­aBen­der) 17.06.2014 09:16

"Und dit­te es­sen­se gleisch? Könn­wa da zu­schau­en?", fol­gend von ir­rem Ge­läch­ter.
(Hand­wer­ker be­sich­ti­gen mei­ne Koch­töp­fe)

— p47r1c14 c4mm4r474 (@das­nuf) 19.06.2014 09:37

In­ven­tors of the #sel­fie at it again. #Thel­ma­And­Loui­se pic.twit­ter.com/1yvbF8j4fF

— Su­s­an Sa­ran­don (@Sus­an­Sa­ran­don) 19.06.2014 21:24

Bio­markt,
Deutsch­land 2014. pic.twit­ter.com/5u5J2MlvoA

— Ben­ja­min Ni­ckel (@ben­ja­min­ni­ckel) 18.06.2014 15:25

OH: “I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

— Je­re­my Keith (@ad­ac­tio) 17.06.2014 13:56

Mind. Blown. pic.twit­ter.com/iF­Qxv7Tm2k

— Doug Mat­a­co­nis (@dmat­a­co­nis) 18.06.2014 00:36

Roald Amund­sen er­reich­te am 14. De­zem­ber 1911 als ers­ter Mensch den Aldi Süd.

— Pe­ter Breu­er (@pe­terb­reu­er) 18.06.2014 13:34

To de­sign bet­ter, wri­te bet­ter. To wri­te bet­ter, read more. To read more, give yours­elf quiet time.

— Ran­dy J. Hunt (@ran­dy­jhunt) 17.06.2014 17:21

"Jus­tin Bie­ber is the fu­ture of R&R". A man will say any­thing un­der tor­tu­re. Love the @am­nes­ty ad fea­turing @Ig­gy­Pop pic.twit­ter.com/pZIgj9lQuQ

— Ta­lia So (@Ta­li­as­si­ma) 17.06.2014 10:05

Sind wir hier nicht alle ab­ge­stürz­te Höh­len­for­scher in ei­nem Rie­sen­ding?

— Hans Huett (@Hans­Huett) 17.06.2014 12:15

Here at Ap­ple, we be­lie­ve in spre­a­ding th­ree things: gre­at pro­ducts, beau­tiful­ly film­ed shorts about peo­p­le using apps, and .DS_Store files

— Hor­se iOS (@Hor­se_iOS) 17.06.2014 00:08

Craigs­lis­t's de­sign from 1999 to 2012, pre­sen­ted wi­t­hout com­men­ta­ry. pic.twit­ter.com/3XQP8qaeH2

— Sam Gers­ten­zang (@gers­ten­zang) 16.06.2014 19:48

My wife just yel­led "We wipe our butts in this fa­mi­ly!" at our 3 yr old. News to me.

— rob de­laney (@rob­de­la­ney) 14.06.2014 02:46

lol sob pic.twit­ter.com/VVgQ49G3lt

— Da­vid Zhou (@dz) 13.06.2014 17:40

This is at one at the same time com­fort­ing and un­com­for­ta­ble, don't we feel? pic.twit­ter.com/0zHuZ­HeB­OB

— Ste­phen Fry (@ste­phen­fry) 13.06.2014 10:56

For a non-sports per­son, this is sor­ta what it's like to be on the in­ter­net to­day pic.twit­ter.com/zjCy5NG­DJW

— Matthew In­man (@Oat­me­al) 13.06.2014 01:18

FREE HUGS! pic.twit­ter.com/FavdKD0sAt

— words like swords (@Welt­re­gie­rung) 13.06.2014 09:12

Is this a per­fect car­toon? pic.twit­ter.com/Ddc6JqH­kos via @bud­gie in @Pri­va­teEy­eNews

— Jon­ny Gel­ler (@Jon­ny­Gel­ler) 11.06.2014 20:06

Pro­gram your mi­cro­wa­ve oven they said, use py­thon they said pic.twit­ter.com/wxx­JGM­oxN9

— Dom­in­go Sua­rez (@do­mix) 14.05.2014 01:06

Might be the best tat on earth right now. RT @An­thrax­Jo­nes: pic.twit­ter.com/i6H7EuPPMR

— Ari­an Fos­ter (@Ari­an­Fos­ter) 07.06.2014 04:14

I never rea­li­zed that the Chi­ca­go Bulls logo flip­ped up­si­de-down looks like a ro­bot re­a­ding the bi­ble... pic.twit­ter.com/jrO­J­Ni­Um­jH

— Tom Read (@traread) 06.06.2014 04:38

Street tweet from Herr Witt­gen­stein. #Ber­lin # Ger­ma­ny #deutsch pic.twit­ter.com/qn­leYq3Ukj

— Sa­rah Ar­cher (@Sar­cher) 07.06.2014 14:33

„Wer hät­te das ge­dacht: Dank des neu­en Gur­ken­safts von Voel­kel avan­ciert die Gur­ke in die­sem Som­mer zum ab­so­lu­ten Trend­ge­mü­se!“

— Nerd­core (@Nerd­core­B­log) 05.06.2014 16:01

Da­vid Fos­ter Wal­lace's an­no­ta­ted copy of Ulys­ses by Ja­mes Joy­ce > pic.twit­ter.com/u8ccn7mXHb

— Li­te­ra­tu­re & Books (@Lit_Books) 17.05.2014 14:28

"Soll ich dir die Fres­se in­ter­po­lie­ren?!"

— Flo­ri­da-Ma­gnus (@grind­crank) 21.05.2014 13:52

Ich bin In­ter­net­pas­si­vis­tin.
So wie fast alle.

— Ute We­ber (@Ute­We­ber) 15.05.2014 13:38

Dude. pic.twit­ter.com/Btrv­qHokH9

— Court­nee Pa­pas­tat­his (@Tweet­Of­Nee) 07.06.2014 04:08

You _think_ the iOS 8 Fa­mi­ly Sha­ring icon is a man, wo­man, daugh­ter and son. Look again. Gen­der neu­tral! ? pic.twit­ter.com/KxRLZNFEiV

— Matt Gem­mell (@matt­gem­mell) 05.06.2014 10:22

If Game of Thro­nes has taught us any­thing, it's that you can keep events se­cret from the ma­jo­ri­ty of peo­p­le sim­ply by put­ting it in a book.

— Most­Deaf (@Sno­oze­Ac­ti­ve) 05.06.2014 12:05

Why has no one thought of this be­fo­re. WHY. pic.twit­ter.com/fmT3azBVzG

— Tech­mog (@Tech­mog) 05.06.2014 17:19

Wir ha­ben schon ei­nen Ter­min beim Psy­cho­lo­gen ge­macht: “pic.twit­ter.com/a37ezDt0TT"

— phan­tom­schmerz (@Phan­tom­schmerz) 06.06.2014 06:28

Der jun­ge Mann am Bahn­steig, von Kopf bis Fuß in Tracht ge­klei­det, mit kom­plett tä­to­wier­ten Un­ter­schen­keln.

— an­ke­groe­ner (@an­ke­groe­ner) 06.06.2014 07:16

Le Pens Sieg in Frank­reich: ein Af­front na­tio­nal. #ka­lau­er

— Matt Wag­ner (@Matt_Wag­ner) 05.06.2014 12:53

Zu Sch­ei­dun­gen gra­tu­lie­re ich ja fast noch herz­li­cher als zu Hoch­zei­ten.

— p47r1c14 c4mm4r474 (@das­nuf) 05.06.2014 12:29

"Wenn ich mor­gens bei Lidl bin, den­ke ich an dich"
Is das ro­man­tisch oder was?

— p47r1c14 c4mm4r474 (@das­nuf) 05.06.2014 08:13