meine lieblingstweets im april und mai
I hate it when Facebook is down and I have to call people to ask how many miles they ran that day.
— moody monday (@mdob11) 14.05.2014 11:32
Germany's national daily TAZ satarically titles this picture with "Turkish government steps down"
pic.twitter.com/JNuGOIk1j0
HT: @martinweigert— Wolfgang Blau (@wblau) 15.05.2014 22:01
'We oppose bearded men in dresses', say bearded men in dresses
ind.pn/1sNDbNt pic.twitter.com/ItdAi7WVKX— The Independent (@Independent) 14.05.2014 14:34
sohn war heute mit kumpels im restaurant. ich: was haste denn gegessen? er: A2
— katia (@knetagabo) 13.05.2014 20:13
Hunter S. Thompson & Bill Murray pic.twitter.com/C67k1ZsOzg
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) 12.05.2014 14:56
(1337) Very Important Persönlichkeit ahoipolloi.blogger.de/stories/240254... pic.twitter.com/0AF8eLgmA8
— Ahoi Polloi (@ahoi_polloi) 13.05.2014 19:11
Conchita Wurst. ACTUAL CONCHITA WURST. pic.twitter.com/cyPOxFRBlg
— Aimée Heuzenroeder (@aimeeheuz) 13.05.2014 12:40
I hope every Mother is having a great day today, except for the mom who raised the monster clipping his nails in the waiting area at SFO.
— Mike Monteiro (@monteiro) 11.05.2014 16:24
Über kontroverse Themen sollte man wirklich nicht twittern, sondern lieber bloggen.
— Matthias Bauer (@moeffju) 11.05.2014 10:06
What does any good @design team do when they catch their boss chillin' outside? Photoshop pic.twitter.com/T7Hzn1SyXp
— Paul Stamatiou (@Stammy) 01.05.2014 17:53
Is it normal for one of my testicles to be a little bigger than the other two?
— matt (@biorhythmist) 03.05.2014 02:31
How windfarms ruin the landscape - shocking illustration of the destruction wrought by wind industry pic.twitter.com/whRHPWyUTc
— Jonathan Leake (@Jonathan__Leake) 02.05.2014 19:10
Kann bitte mal jemand von Foto von #DavidHasselhoff machen? Vielleicht ein verwackeltes mit dem iPad aus Reihe 27 oder 28? Danke! #rp14
— Marco Bereth (@mahrko) 06.05.2014 14:33
Fühle mich heute wirklich gut und schmeichelhaft gekleidet. Überlege, ob ich die Optik mit einem knoblauchigen Döner brechen soll.
— Journelle (@journelle) 07.05.2014 09:01
"Soll ich einfach rausziehen oder warten bis jemand kommt?" - @journelle am Ende ihres Vortrags (es ging um ihr Mikrofon, ihr Ferkel.) #rp14
— Tim Weber (@scy) 07.05.2014 12:36
Human-shaped electrical towers win design contest in Iceland. Such a terrific idea! #creative
choishine.com/port_projects/... pic.twitter.com/qK9xkn6tBI— Josh Lambier (@JoshuaLambier) 04.05.2014 13:17
Suggestion: next time, make the statue entirely out of penises. Then it will be essentially self-polishing. pic.twitter.com/ir5VVNgQXt
— Patrick Ewing (@hoverbird) 04.05.2014 17:00
Ain't no fail RT @COdendahl: Newpaper picture caption fail: "US President Obama with Merkel in White House garden" pic.twitter.com/YkgRgS7u8Z
— Jakob Schulz (@jakobschulz) 02.05.2014 09:49
Clearly the only way for people to understand gender imbalance in the workplace is for Mad Men to run for another 40 seasons.
— Jessie (@jessiechar) 30.04.2014 06:06
@AndyHarrison_uk @southerner09 pic.twitter.com/sOddCHZR0b
— Brittney Jane (@Bibnbake) 19.04.2014 00:25
One of the computers that would receive a nuclear missile launch order from the President still uses big floppy disks pic.twitter.com/6SOZ8AExUp
— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) 27.04.2014 23:11
Handily the most prescient vision of the future I've ever seen: pic.twitter.com/lI9GxEZk6k From a German magazine c. 1930. Via @mrkocnnll
— Kathryn Schulz (@kathrynschulz) 27.04.2014 20:53
Some moments should be kept private imo pic.twitter.com/2AOpZS8pW0
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) 27.04.2014 04:28
I've been working on a new aeropress method @marcoarment. Results so far have been mixed. pic.twitter.com/IDylaZdnV7
— Scott O'Reilly (@scttor) 25.04.2014 19:55