mei­ne lieb­lings­t­weets im april und mai

I hate it when Face­book is down and I have to call peo­p­le to ask how many mi­les they ran that day.

— moo­dy mon­day (@mdob11) 14.05.2014 11:32

Ger­many's na­tio­nal dai­ly TAZ sa­ta­ri­cal­ly titles this pic­tu­re with "Tur­ki­sh go­vern­ment steps down"
pic.twit­ter.com/JNu­GO­Ik1j0
HT: @mar­tin­wei­gert

— Wolf­gang Blau (@wblau) 15.05.2014 22:01

'We op­po­se be­ard­ed men in dres­ses', say be­ard­ed men in dres­ses
ind.pn/1sNDbNt pic.twit­ter.com/It­dAi7WVKX

— The In­de­pen­dent (@In­de­pen­dent) 14.05.2014 14:34

sohn war heu­te mit kum­pels im re­stau­rant. ich: was has­te denn ge­ges­sen? er: A2

— ka­tia (@kne­tag­abo) 13.05.2014 20:13

Hun­ter S. Thomp­son & Bill Mur­ray pic.twit­ter.com/C67k1ZsOzg

— Histo­ry In Pic­tures (@His­to­ry­In­Pics) 12.05.2014 14:56

(1337) Very Im­portant Per­sön­lich­keit ahoi­pol­loi.blog­ger.de/sto­ries/240254... pic.twit­ter.com/0AF8eLg­mA8

— Ahoi Pol­loi (@ahoi_pol­loi) 13.05.2014 19:11

Con­chi­ta Wurst. AC­TU­AL CON­CHI­TA WURST. pic.twit­ter.com/cy­PO­x­FRBlg

— Ai­mée Heu­zen­roe­der (@ai­mee­heuz) 13.05.2014 12:40

I hope every Mo­ther is ha­ving a gre­at day to­day, ex­cept for the mom who rai­sed the mons­ter clip­ping his nails in the wai­ting area at SFO.

— Mike Mon­tei­ro (@mon­tei­ro) 11.05.2014 16:24

Über kon­tro­ver­se The­men soll­te man wirk­lich nicht twit­tern, son­dern lie­ber blog­gen.

— Mat­thi­as Bau­er (@moeff­ju) 11.05.2014 10:06

What does any good @de­sign team do when they catch their boss chil­lin' out­side? Pho­to­shop pic.twit­ter.com/T7Hzn1SyXp

— Paul Sta­ma­tiou (@Stam­my) 01.05.2014 17:53

Is it nor­mal for one of my testic­les to be a litt­le big­ger than the other two?

— matt (@bio­rhyth­mist) 03.05.2014 02:31

How wind­farms ruin the land­scape - sho­cking il­lus­tra­ti­on of the de­s­truc­tion wrought by wind in­dus­try pic.twit­ter.com/whRHPWyUTc

— Jo­na­than Lea­ke (@Jo­na­than__Lea­ke) 02.05.2014 19:10

Kann bit­te mal je­mand von Foto von #Da­vid­Has­sel­hoff ma­chen? Viel­leicht ein ver­wa­ckel­tes mit dem iPad aus Rei­he 27 oder 28? Dan­ke! #rp14

— Mar­co Bereth (@mahr­ko) 06.05.2014 14:33

Füh­le mich heu­te wirk­lich gut und schmei­chel­haft ge­klei­det. Über­le­ge, ob ich die Op­tik mit ei­nem knob­lauchi­gen Dö­ner bre­chen soll.

— Jour­nel­le (@jour­nel­le) 07.05.2014 09:01

"Soll ich ein­fach raus­zie­hen oder war­ten bis je­mand kommt?" - @jour­nel­le am Ende ih­res Vor­trags (es ging um ihr Mi­kro­fon, ihr Fer­kel.) #rp14

— Tim We­ber (@scy) 07.05.2014 12:36

Hu­man-shaped elec­tri­cal towers win de­sign con­test in Ice­land. Such a ter­ri­fic idea! #crea­ti­ve
chois­hi­ne.com/port_pro­jects/... pic.twit­ter.com/qK9xkn6tBI

— Josh Lam­bier (@Jo­shu­aL­am­bier) 04.05.2014 13:17

Sug­ges­ti­on: next time, make the sta­tue en­ti­re­ly out of pe­ni­s­es. Then it will be es­sen­ti­al­ly self-po­li­shing. pic.twit­ter.com/ir5VVNg­QXt

— Pa­trick Ewing (@ho­ver­bird) 04.05.2014 17:00

Ain't no fail RT @COden­dahl: New­pa­per pic­tu­re cap­ti­on fail: "US Pre­si­dent Oba­ma with Mer­kel in White House gar­den" pic.twit­ter.com/YkgRgS7u8Z

— Ja­kob Schulz (@ja­kob­schulz) 02.05.2014 09:49

Cle­ar­ly the only way for peo­p­le to un­der­stand gen­der im­ba­lan­ce in the work­place is for Mad Men to run for an­o­ther 40 sea­sons.

— Jes­sie (@jes­siechar) 30.04.2014 06:06

@An­dy­Har­ri­son_uk @sou­ther­ner09 pic.twit­ter.com/sOdd­CHZR0b

— Britt­ney Jane (@Bibn­ba­ke) 19.04.2014 00:25

One of the com­pu­ters that would re­cei­ve a nu­clear mis­sile launch or­der from the Pre­si­dent still uses big flop­py disks pic.twit­ter.com/6SOZ8AExUp

— 60 Mi­nu­tes (@60Mi­nu­tes) 27.04.2014 23:11

Han­di­ly the most pre­sci­ent vi­si­on of the fu­ture I've ever seen: pic.twit­ter.com/lI9GxEZk6k From a Ger­man ma­ga­zi­ne c. 1930. Via @mrkocnnll

— Kath­ryn Schulz (@kath­ryn­schulz) 27.04.2014 20:53

Some mo­ments should be kept pri­va­te imo pic.twit­ter.com/2AOpZS8pW0

— Ken Jen­nings (@Ken­Jen­nings) 27.04.2014 04:28

I've been working on a new aero­press me­thod @mar­co­ar­ment. Re­sults so far have been mi­xed. pic.twit­ter.com/IDy­laZdnV7

— Scott O'­Reil­ly (@sct­tor) 25.04.2014 19:55