gre­at sex po­si­ti­ons

felix schwenzel

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gre­at sex po­si­ti­ons. aus­zug:

  • Ken and Bar­bie style - Neither part­ner is al­lo­wed to bend at the el­bows or kne­es.
  • Bank style - Screw the cus­to­mers.
  • The 96 - You sit back to back and fart on each other's heads
  • Pre­si­dent Bush Style - Join up with Dick, get elec­ted then screw ever­yo­ne.
  • Ma­trix Style - - th part­ners put on sun­glas­ses, and dress in black. They then fly around the room and run on walls in slow mo­ti­on.

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