tag: singles ×

my dad thought my bath bomb was toi­let clea­ner pic.twit­ter.com/HWeKM0s9B6

— do nut (@TOTHl­KA) 31.12.2014 22:45

Ever rea­li­sed how fuck­ing sur­re­al re­a­ding a book ac­tual­ly is? You sta­re at mark­ed sli­ces of tree for hours on end, hal­lu­ci­n­a­ting vi­vid­ly

— Ka­tie Old­ham (@Ka­tie­Old­ham) 09.12.2014 17:02

wolf­gang her­les

felix schwenzel

schlimm, wie sich das @ZDF über den far­ben­blin­den wolf­gang her­les lus­tig macht. m.zdf.de/;s=6bCR­gLuL­CwN… pic.twit­ter.com/nUmr0eO9G5

— fe­lix schwen­zel (@di­plix) 09.12.2014 12:12

Just a leaf pic.twit­ter.com/UcLKYWC­QH1

— Faces in Things (@Face­sPics) 01.12.2014 22:02

Weird how pro­gres­si­ve white folks cher­ry pick their MLK quo­tes and never seem to re­mem­ber this one. pic.twit­ter.com/5e6ChkAe8B

— Anne Thé­ri­ault (@anne_the­ri­ault) 01.12.2014 5:04

Best pie chart ever pic.twit­ter.com/B52J1g2l2y

— Da­niël La­kens (@la­kens) 30.11.2014 15:35

The per­fect tweet, only 270 cha­rac­ters too long. pic.twit­ter.com/6wun8GgdW7

— Za­cha­ry? (@Gree­nish­Duck) 27.11.2014 0:31

Zim­mer­mäd­chen: Oh, sie ha­ben ihr Bett schon ge­macht?
Ich: Ich schla­fe nicht im Bett, ich hän­ge nachts von der De­cke
(Sie wirkt ir­ri­tiert)

— Pa­tri­cia Camma­ra­ta (@das­nuf) 22.11.2014 7:27

Want to see a be­wil­de­red dog sur­roun­ded by ot­ters? Of cour­se you do. pic.twit­ter.com/eowhTw45pB

— Ni­cho­las Pegg (@Ni­cho­las­Pegg) 21.11.2014 10:44

I've been dia­gno­sed with a type of amne­sia whe­re I deny the exis­tence of cer­tain 80s bands. the­re is no cure.

— mi­cha­el (@mi­chael­jhud­son) 21.11.2014 8:24

Ne­bel-Phil­har­mo­nie

Ein von Kai Pahl (@dog­food) ge­pos­te­tes Foto am Nov 11, 2014 at 4:54 PST

Ant­ar­c­ti­ca from space. You don't see it a lot be­cau­se you have to be in a spe­ci­fic po­lar or­bit to get this view. pic.twit­ter.com/lP6l0z9xil

— An­drew Rader (@mars­ra­der) 20.11.2014 2:46

ver­le­sen: „se­xist man ali­ve“.

— fe­lix schwen­zel (@di­plix) 20.11.2014 16:58

Ver­le­sen: Mid­del­hoff bleibt we­gen Flug­ge­fahr in Un­ter­su­chungs­haft.

— Pe­ter Gla­ser (@pe­ter­gla­ser) 20.11.2014 11:35